Total Medals Earned: 105 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,855 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (260/360 points)
Earn 10 Points
Earn 25 Points
Earn 100 Points
Earn 50 Points
Earn 150 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/445 points)
Back to Continue the Adventure
Die as any Character
All caught up now
Stop the enemy biker before he escapes
Spend some time in Training
Showcase why you're the Ultimate Lifeform
Finish Chapter 1
Finish Chapter 2
Finish Chapter 3
Clear Episode 3
Medals Earned: 13/15 (150/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (30/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
